Guess who is back

Well here it goes…

Absence doesn’t make the heart grown fonder, it only makes it forget.


High school is a method of rewarding those who best conform to the way adults think they should.

Swearing is good in small doses, smoking is bad in any dose.

Video games don’t kill, guns do.

Millions of kids have played on playgrounds for decades... don't see what is wrong with them now.

There are people who deserve an open handed slap to the face. If you give one of those slaps you just got in line for one yourself. Truly a catch 22!!

I still can’t explain mitosis or meiosis after graduating from junior high, high school and 2 university degrees.

I don’t know if that is a reflection on me or them.

University graduation is anti-climatic.

Everyone should own a fountain pen.

Isn’t it weird how everyone always ask the same questions?

Less is more.

Listening is underrated, talking is overrated.

It takes both.

Interest rates and oil prices aren’t killing the economy. Smoking and obesity are.

People who wear sunglasses indoors
1) Your future isn’t that bright
2) You obviously are trying to hide something and I’m not referring to your eyes.

In sport each game is a separate entity, that’s why you play the game.

Cows and sheep are the only true vegetarians.

Cows and sheep put a new meaning to the phrase vested interest.

I’m Dan Mitchell I haven’t written in my blog for 7 months.