If your life was a book

If your life was a book how would you sort the chapters? Would it be done by events? For example chapter 26 titled "That Really Bad Dye Job Which I Thought Was Cool At The Time" or would it be done by the day?

I've decided that I would separate mine by the day. You know how Borat and a few other comedians use the type of humor where they do something and you laugh, yet they keep doing it, so after awhile you would laugh again just because you feel you have to. Well I think thats it would be like reading my biography... an uncomfortable chuckle because you don't know what else to do.

"Danny wakes up and stumbles to the bathroom, goes pee with only getting a small splash on the seat, washes hands, jumps in shower, stands in shower for 30 minutes in hopes that the muscles in his back and legs become responsive... there would be the odd alteration like "Danny wakes up with (insert alcohol of choice) ozzing out of his pores, runs into shower bound full of energy!! Well until 10:30Am when the booze wears off and the hangover kicks in." Lately those mornings would include "Danny sits on train at 7AM and the same jackass sits behind with his hotdog loaded with peppers and onions and Danny's stomach turns and he grasps to not lose his lunch."

I guess the only downfall to my chapter theory is that I'd be on like ch. 1100 and the first few years might be a little boring and other mornings.. oye!

Things are good lately because...

1) I finally got to teach... and so far the score is Danny's classes 1 injured students 0

2) I realized just how much a shark and a dolphin look alike when they swim only a few feet away from you and you don't have bite marks to prove it.

3) I figured out that tacos aren't really tacos when you don't have the shell.

4) I used to like eatting lunch by myself because I enjoyed a few minutes of peace and quiet, but now I prefer to eat lunch with friends.

5) I was out for a run and it started raining.. i love the rain.

6) Training camp for hockey starts on Sunday.

7) People who portray a "faux confidence" are just that "faux"

8) Played soccer the other day.

9) My Sri Lankin friend Susanta's wife and kids got Australians visas.. I'm happy for them.

Bored

Do you ever find yourself craving a chocolate donut, so badly that you have salivadripping down the side of your mouth?

Long weekend this weekend... Monday is the Adelaide Cup AKA Horse Race. AM I the only person who thinks this may be detrimental to gamblers annonymous? I mean they give you the day off, so you can go gamble while wearing a silly hat..

I'm bored...