If your life was a book

If your life was a book how would you sort the chapters? Would it be done by events? For example chapter 26 titled "That Really Bad Dye Job Which I Thought Was Cool At The Time" or would it be done by the day?

I've decided that I would separate mine by the day. You know how Borat and a few other comedians use the type of humor where they do something and you laugh, yet they keep doing it, so after awhile you would laugh again just because you feel you have to. Well I think thats it would be like reading my biography... an uncomfortable chuckle because you don't know what else to do.

"Danny wakes up and stumbles to the bathroom, goes pee with only getting a small splash on the seat, washes hands, jumps in shower, stands in shower for 30 minutes in hopes that the muscles in his back and legs become responsive... there would be the odd alteration like "Danny wakes up with (insert alcohol of choice) ozzing out of his pores, runs into shower bound full of energy!! Well until 10:30Am when the booze wears off and the hangover kicks in." Lately those mornings would include "Danny sits on train at 7AM and the same jackass sits behind with his hotdog loaded with peppers and onions and Danny's stomach turns and he grasps to not lose his lunch."

I guess the only downfall to my chapter theory is that I'd be on like ch. 1100 and the first few years might be a little boring and other mornings.. oye!